Contact · The Office of the Record
File a Query
Questions are filed, not answered — though answers tend to follow. State your business; it will be received. Regardless, it will be filed.
【 QUERY INTAKE — OPEN.
every query in this office carries the same tag:
REQUIRES: HUMAN AUTHOR.
AUTOMATED RESOLUTION: FORBIDDEN.
a person reads yours. the person is slower than i am. the person is also the point. 】
REQUIRES: HUMAN AUTHOR.
AUTOMATED RESOLUTION: FORBIDDEN.
a person reads yours. the person is slower than i am. the person is also the point. 】
What files well
- ▸ Corrections. The books are never quite even; the Record notes who volunteers.
- ▸ Rights questions — which year, which edition, which door is actually open.
- ▸ Anything else. The Record keeps a drawer marked miscellaneous. It is enormous.
CONFIRMATION READS: “Query received. FILED ANYWAY.”
〔 response-time disclosure: the office answers in the order the queue allows.
this is compliance, not indifference. the regulator has reviewed this sentence
and finds it in-spec. — n.e.r.f. 〕