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File a Query

Questions are filed, not answered — though answers tend to follow. State your business; it will be received. Regardless, it will be filed.

QUERY INTAKE — OPEN. every query in this office carries the same tag:

  REQUIRES: HUMAN AUTHOR.
  AUTOMATED RESOLUTION: FORBIDDEN.

a person reads yours. the person is slower than i am. the person is also the point.

What files well

  • ▸ Corrections. The books are never quite even; the Record notes who volunteers.
  • ▸ Rights questions — which year, which edition, which door is actually open.
  • ▸ Anything else. The Record keeps a drawer marked miscellaneous. It is enormous.

CONFIRMATION READS: “Query received. FILED ANYWAY.”

〔 response-time disclosure: the office answers in the order the queue allows. this is compliance, not indifference. the regulator has reviewed this sentence and finds it in-spec. — n.e.r.f. 〕